It is Finished

Today I notarized and shipped my final certification packet of paperwork. Now all I have to do is cough up another $300 for some other fee and show up to my formal interview in January, and I will then be certified as an actual New York attorney. I think they also mail me a card or badge or something, stating that I am an attorney. I plan on putting it into an old-school flip wallet, like a 1950s cop with a cigarette barely dangling out of his mouth who nonchalantly flips his Detective badge in the face of a suspect. I tried to find a good photo of a noir-style 1940s detective to display with this post, but when I typed "noir cop" into Google, one of the first images I saw was a poster for Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and I lost a little more faith in humanity.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I just heard somebody slip on a grape inside a grocery store.