Solid Gold

Last week we received our Barack Obama limited edition collectors plate in the mail. After receiving our first plate we decided to invest our entire savings into Obama commemorative plates to ensure our financial security in these troubled times. In 40 years when we retire we will cash our plates in for lots of SOLID GOLD.

Not really, but the plate is pretty awesome. Too bad the back of the plate says "Not for food use - food consumed from his plate may be harmful." Otherwise I would start every day drinking O.J. from our Obama mug, eat eggs off of our Obama plate, while checking the day's events on our Obama calendar. If we have not fulfilled our part of stimulating the Obama merchandising sector of the economy I don't know who has.